Sounds like the Pope

Well I may not be wearing Red Shoes like the Holy Father, Pope Benedict. But I can have an ipod like he does! Well.. ok mine isn't custom made, engraved, and edged in gold, and it probably doesn't have quite the same kind of music (unless of course he likes Rammstein, hard rock, classic rock, and a whoooole bunch of '80s) - it's just silver with a red case. And hey I was wrong about the Crocs, so maybe he is a head banger behind closed doors. Perhaps I'll even put some of the Gregorian chants on mine, then I'll throw on some red shoes, draw a cape around me, and I'll be feeling very snazzy.